This report describes a recent trip to Australia and New Zealand aboard the M.V. Noordam.
The Noordam is the youngest of Holland America’s Vista class of ships. We had previously sailed on her sister ship (Westerdam) across the northern Pacific from Yokohama to Vancouver.
The Noordam is definitely showing her age, both inside and out. We noticed cracked windows in the Lido buffet and in the Crow’s Nest, obvious corrosion on many of the outside fittings, dents and bulges in some of the bulkheads, water leaks from overhead pipes in our corridor, and the unmistakable smell of overheated electrical insulation in one of the rooms the cabin stewards use for storing clean bed linens towels, etc. This seemed to require removal of the door and a great deal of remedial work to the door surround. The buffer stops that are supposed to stop the panels that separated our veranda from the neighbouring veranda from vibrating were so badly worn that the panels vibrated almost constantly. The noise was so loud that at first we thought an empty oil drum was rolling around somewhere.
We didn’t consider the ship to be unsafe, but in our opinion at twenty years of age she is due for a refit.
Cabin
We booked a veranda cabin on the port side because we would be circumnavigating New Zealand in a counter-clockwise direction, and we were always able to see the coastline as we sailed past. Our cabin was configured exactly as we like it, and our steward (Walidi) kept it in shipshape during our cruise.
Food
We enjoyed the meals in the Lido Buffet, Main Dining Room (MDR), and speciality restaurants. Menus in the MDR are more restricted than they used to be pre-COVID. For example, escargots and crème brulee are available only on ‘dressy’ nights now, and dressy nights are the only time you’ll get a chocolate on your pillow! We’re not sure how to interpret the term ‘dressy’, and it seems others are equally confused, because we noticed that some passengers seemed to think it includes jeans and a T-shirt. We much preferred the term ‘formal’ for special occasions in the MDR. The service in MDR was generally very good, with no long waits for a table and appropriate times allowed between courses. When it was open, we had breakfast and lunch there frequently, as it was more tranquil than at the Lido.
Entertainments
We were very pleased to see the return of spectacular musical floor shows on the World Stage. The company of performers presented six different shows during our 18 day cruise, and they were all very impressive performances. We were pleased that a live band supplemented or replaced canned music on many occasions.
We enjoyed the work of unique guitarist Thomas Ward, but there wasn’t much variety in choice of entertainers. There were no magicians, ventriloquists, comedians, etc., just musicians.
The band at the former BB Kings (now Rolling Stone Lounge) now lacks a horn section and has only one vocalist. Their music selections quickly got repetitive. The first set was usually boring. This venue is used for game night, which was fun, so the second set didn’t start until 9:30. We never made it to the last set. One improvement would be to list the themes of each set in the daily program. The cruise director and activities staff were energetic and did a great job keeping us occupied.
It was nice to see the return of some classical music, even if only a duet. The audio amplification needs to be reduced during afternoon teas in the MDR, as it was impossible to have a conversation with your tablemates.
Smoking
We were very pleased to see that smoking is confined to the starboard side of deck nine (Lido) aft, and smoking is no longer allowed in the casino. This means passengers no longer need to hold their breath when navigating through the casino, en route to the World Stage. Kudos to HAL for implementing this improvement.
Pool
On the only day aboard that felt warm enough for swimming, the adults-only Seaview Pool was occupied by two noisy, rambunctious, unsupervised children, whose family was ensconced for the afternoon in the smoking area of the rear deck enjoying cocktails. The pool attendant seemed unable to remove the children, and a complaint made to Guest Services yielded no results.
Weather
During the short time we spent in Sydney the temperatures ranged from cool, through very hot and humid to comfortably warm. We thought summer clothes would be appropriate for the cruise, as it was early summer in the southern hemisphere. TIP: ignore the average temperatures listed, and pack for a lot of variation, including long-sleeved tops. Every port seemed to be cool and windy, especially in the South Island. Check the elevation of any excursions where you may be outdoors for any length of time. On the wonderful trip to see the Kauri tees at Waitangi, it was warm at the dock, but much cooler up in the highlands. A light rain jacket is a necessity. Surplus clothing can be left on the bus while you’re out sightseeing.
Would we take this trip again?
We thoroughly enjoyed visiting New Zealand, and saw much of the east coast and some of the interior, so the possibility of a repeat trip seems enticing. We saw very little of Australia (only Sydney) and would like to see more of that huge country. However, the constraints would be getting to Sydney from here in Ontario. We flew from Toronto to Vancouver (5 hours) and then from Vancouver to Sydney (16 hours). The flying time and the time zone changes place a lot of stress on the body. If we decided to go again, maybe we should take a ship to Australia!